Xoë Joanna
Like her elder brother, Xoë was born in the Caribbean, in Antigua. She made her first ocean crossing at 6 months, took her first steps at 10 months, uttered her first full and correct sentence at 18 months, was reading fluently at two and a half years, and reading Shakespeare and Coleridge at 7. She has never been to school but, at the age of 14, has just got A grades in all of her GCSEs.
Yes, she’s completely insufferable.
Xoë enjoys spouting Shakespeare by the mile, walking her dog, reading, writing, cooking incredibly elaborate meals, sailing, and telling us all that she hates sailing.
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